On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
