Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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