found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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