As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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