He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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