Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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