a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
This toilet bowl is my home.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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