Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
That accounts for only three of the penises
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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