everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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