Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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