he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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