Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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