I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
