I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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