My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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