Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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