But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
