Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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