good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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