Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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