where does the pee come out of this thing
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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