Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I have tasted many bathrooms
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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