is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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