that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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