Sry I called you an 8
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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