At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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