but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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