I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
...so i touched it.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
