BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I got inside last night via doggy door
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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