Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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