You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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