K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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