i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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