idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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