let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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