Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Less talking, more tequila
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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