I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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