Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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