I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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