She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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