I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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