Little spoons don't ask big questions
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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