I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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