sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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