I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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