oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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