That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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