a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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