If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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