she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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