Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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