That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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