Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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